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Instant Access Stamps

$9.99

Are people always stopping you from going where you want to go? Don’t get pushed around any longer! Give them the back of your hand with Instant Access Stamps! 

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Description

From the makers of Instant Authority Clipboards, comes Instant Access Stamps. That’s right, with one glance at your hand you can prove you belong in the very place they don’t want you to be! You’ll finally be able to waltz in like you own the place! 

Instant Authority Stamps are custom-made hand stampers that stamp any destination you want to go to. Imagine walking in freely to any one of these coveted places:

  • Concerts
  • Festivals
  • Company Headquarters
  • SCIFs
  • Army barracks
  • Block parties

…and much, much more! 

Act now and we’ll throw in a second stamp that reads “PRIVILEGED” absolutely free! Imagine telling store owners, customer contact centers, police, parents, DMV officials, or any other bossy authority figure that you can do whatever you want because you’re privileged!